Sources say the former president was spotted on a boat near the infamous island prison, where he allegedly attempted feed something to a massive alligator. Witnesses say that Trump even got a little overly familiar with the creature, causing some raised eyebrows. The {entiresituation was captured on video, and pictures have instantly gone popular online.
- We don't know why Trump
- went to the prison island
- people are theorizing that he wastrying to make a statement
Hot off the Press: The Donald and the Danger Lizards!
A shocking development is unfolding at Mar-a-Lago as we speak/right now/at this very moment. Sources report that former President The Donald has faced off against a pack of highly venomous lizards, said to be mutated by radiation/the result of government experiments/escaped from Area 51.
Local reporters claim to have seen the former leader grappling with the creatures, wielding a vibrating toothbrush. The situation is still developing/unfolding/sketchy, and we await official statements from Mr. Trump's staff.
Stay tuned for more updates on this utterly bonkers Trump gator tour event!
Big T's Wild Tour of Alcatraz
Get ready for a wild ride, folks! Tweeter-in-Chief is hitting the rock/island/prison like never before in a tour/experience/adventure they're calling the Gator Gauntlet. Sources say he's planning on showing off/lecturing about/taking control of the island, packing his best suits. He's even totally plans to order a giant cheeseburger from McDonald's during his visit. This ain't your grandma's tour of Alcatraz, folks. Brace yourselves!
- Will Trump be able to handle the cold?/Will Alcatraz stand up to Trump?/Can anyone stop Trump?
- Stay tuned for updates on this crazy story!/Follow us for all the latest Trump news!/Don't miss out on this wild ride!
Crocodile Corrections? Absolutely, Claims President Trump
Folks, lemme tell ya somethin'. The swamp down in Florida is gettin' worse. They got these giant lizards runnin' amok. And what do they do? Nothing! They just let 'em cruise around. But not me, I wouldn't stand for that. We gotta get tough of these reptiles. That's why I say we gotta build a gator jail - Alcatraz for these pesky beasts, folks! That's what makes America great, takin' care of problems.
- Drain the Swamp!
Trump's Wild Ride: Presidential GATOR Safari!
This ain't your typical campaign rally, folks. The Commander-in-Chief himself is hitting the muck on a wild expedition. That's right, we're talking about Trumpbattling beastly reptiles. Sources say he's packing his favorite hat and planning on showing those gators who's boss. Will he emerge victorious? Only time will tell!
You Won't Believe This! Trump Goes Cage Diving With Gators
Folks, you are not gonna believe this! The Donald himself, previous Prez Trump, has decided to take a wild expedition. He's swapping his golf clubs for some serious grit and is going into a tank full of vicious alligators! Word on the street that this whole thing was a publicity stunt.
What could possibly be more wild? Only time will tell.